therealhorusszahhak:

This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams

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prettyfkedup:

saneininsane:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:


this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

i always need to reblog this

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

prettyfkedup:

saneininsane:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:

this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

i always need to reblog this

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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getoffmybloghoe:

when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just image

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I would appreciate if I came onto tumblr without naked girls being on my dash.


High school is weird

So the bell rings and I’m walking down the hall and there’s three people talking, when one girl suddenly raises her hand and just strokes the guy. Like from shirt collar to belly button.
Okay.
And a group of girls are discussing the scientific meaning of orgy and how it’s used in colloquial conversation.
Okay..
And then there’s an intense hug- like one of them had been crying, and the person facing me picks up a strand of their hair, while still hugging, and sniffs it.
Uh. Okay.


Q
Boo, outie belly buttons are super cute! Could you post a pic of yours? I bet it's adorable ;)
A

D: I don’t think so. Maybe another time once my self esteem crisis dies down a bit.